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Monday 15 September 2014

HARNESSING THE BIG BOOBS AND BUTT SYNDROME




Recently I accompanied one of my friends to Wuse market to buy something. Of course you all know Wuse Market is one of the most popular markets in Abuja, where all class of people troop in and out; the rich, the average class, short, tall, fat, slim, plump, fair, dark, the well endowed, in shut the list is endless. We stopped in front of a shop to admire a nice t-shirt displayed on a mannequin, when we noticed a plump light skinned lady walk pass us. At first we didn't notice her, until we heard some guys standing some few meters away from us shout "Ukwu"; of course you know what that exclamation means. For the sake of those who don't know, let me save you the stress of cracking your brain. When you hear anyone make that exclamation when he sees a lady, he is simply referring to the lady's big butts. That word came into existence after the popular music crooner Timaya released his hit song and music video titled "Ukwu", where a lot of ladies with big butts where seen shaking their big butts in seductive and provocative ways. Okay back to what I was saying, we noticed those guys were not the only ones starring at her 'behind', other guys were also lost starring at her too, because of her very big butts. I must say, she was quite endowed with both 'front' and 'back'. This is most men's dream lady I guess?

This scenario got me thinking and also wondering why ladies with big boobs and butts get so much attention and attraction from most men? Thereby leaving ladies with little or no endowments having inferiority complex and some of them who can't handle it opt for artificial buttocks; yes you heard me right, if you're surprised there is artificial buttocks for ladies. It comes in form of tight with foam on the buttocks area, which is usually shaped to look like a real buttocks, and usually worn by ladies as an underwear. They come in different sizes and can be seen on display in almost every clothing shop in the market. Also, ladies with flat boobs go for foam and push-up bras to make their boobs look big. They go to this extent just to look attractive and maybe to boost their confidence.

This obsession for big boobs and butts is really emitting negative behaviour from most men, as some men who can’t keep their eyes off curvy women go to the extent of even ejaculating while lost in the world of lust while starring. Some even get involved in auto crash because of their total concentration on a "curved piece flesh". It's so bad that we allow it to becloud our subconsciousness thus bringing about serious distraction, loss of focus and an unstable mind. Even churches are not spared from this trend, as some of these heavily endowed ladies who sit close to the pulpit, serve as a distraction to pastors, and some pastors who are not spiritually strong enough to resist tend to loose concentration.

This act most times journeys its obsessed victims into the global village (the internet) to surf for nude pictures of ladies, whom they don’t know and won’t see, just to satisfy their addictive sexual pleasure. This later transforms into emotional trauma, leading to self-blame and self-pity. why not focus when you still have the chance?

WE CAN CURB THIS SITUATION BY-

I. Speaking about Godly things and filling our minds with it too

II. Filling our hearts with things of peace

III. See all ladies as your sisters, except you are deeply in love with a particular one and also ready to take her to the alter.

IV. Avoid untrusted internet dating sites and stop pornography of all kinds

NB: Guys, beware of that lady's butt and boobs you're starring at and thinking of toasting, because you may just end up taking a lady wearing padded buttocks and push-up bra home, and when you discover what happens next.......?

Your views are welcome as usual

Tuesday 9 September 2014

EBOLA VS GOD



Good day 2014bloggers! Welcome to my blog. This is my first post on my blog, but I promise that this and the subsequent ones would be very interesting and fun inclined.

The bible said in the book of Psalms 50:15, "And call upon me in the day of trouble; and I will deliver thee, and thou shalt glorify me." This is God’s word directly from his son David, by the inspiration of the Holy Spirit.

This brings us to the main talk of the day. Some months back, the federal government and officials of the Lagos State ministry of health visited the General Overseer of the Synagogue church of all nations (SCOAN), Prophet T.B. Joshua seeking his cooperation in ensuring that Ebola victims are not brought into his church for healing, since he is reputed for his claims of divine healings of all kinds of diseases, spiritual problems and also set many free from all forms of setbacks.

Firstly, I am not a fan of SCOAN and the prophet at all, I have always doubted the authenticity of his ''miracles, signs and wonders''. Whenever someone is praising or saying something tremendous about him publicly, I certainly object because of my doubts; though everybody is entitled to his or her opinion or belief. I was discussing with an élite on church matters when I noticed a sticker of T.B.J’s church in his house and I asked if he is a fan of his and he said "no, but he believes that God is using him to bring about restoration and he is doing the work well." The bible said in the book of Mark 9:40 that "For he that is not against us is for us."

What is my point exactly? I want us to get these two prior points:

-  ‘ E get how person go preach with God’s name, and if e dey use jazz God go catch am.’ Remember when the apostles came to Jesus Christ to report a man that was casting out demons in Christ name and Christ said that "For he who is not against us is for us." we have heard many accusations that T.B.J is not doing a genuine work of God, but as far as he has not been caught or spiritually exposed, they are still mere accusations. We should know that only the spirit of God searcheth the deep and secret things, so we should not castigate him and his works. Remember, I don’t attend his church neither am I his fan, but we should all know that the spirit is one, and we should also know that "na only devil dey know devil o." We are fond of criticizing pastors, but how many of us pray for the religious, priests, clergies, pastors…guess your answer is I did but it was last year. We should try not to judge, so that we won’t be judged. What we say affects what happens around us because life and death lies in the tongue. The tongue contains millions of volts, watts, hertz that can lead us to sin, so we should mind how we use it, because even the bible warns against condemning a prophet.


-  While I was discussing with my brothers in the office concerning this present pandemonium, one of them had a flashback to the 80’s to reminisce about a wonderful, God fearing, spirit filled American evangelist, in person of John G. Lake; I don’t know how many of us that have an insight, either deep or shallow about him, but as I said earlier, he is a renowned man of God that came to Africa for a prayer session and at that time there was a similar disease like Ebola, and a patient who happened to be present there that day had the disease, and John G. Lake called out the person with the disease and told the person to spit on his hand because the disease was contagious. When he spat on his hand; the virus died immediately, as in at once. The power of God is immeasurable and unimaginable, God used John G. Lake to do wonders and everybody was filled with awe. If it was any of our Nigerian pastors who did same, some of us would sayna lie, na jazzand all sorts of unworthy things. I feel witchcraft has blinded us in different ways that we cannot clearly differentiate between God’s power and that of the devil.

Now, in one way or the other the government is quite right because thinking about this issue critically, it's a two way thing, the government gave the pastor this instruction to curtail the spread of the virus, but I feel they should have done it in a more discreet way.

Like I mentioned earlier, everybody is entitled to his or her opinion, so feel free and air your views…