HARNESSING THE BIG BOOBS AND BUTT SYNDROME

Recently I accompanied one of my friends to Wuse market to buy something. Of course you all know Wuse Market is one of the most popular markets in Abuja, where all class of people troop in and out; the rich, the average class, short, tall, fat, slim, plump, fair, dark, the well endowed, in shut the list is endless. We stopped in front of a shop to admire a nice t-shirt displayed on a mannequin, when we noticed a plump light skinned lady walk pass us. At first we didn't notice her, until we heard some guys standing some few meters away from us shout "Ukwu"; of course you know what that exclamation means. For the sake of those who don't know, let me save you the stress of cracking your brain. When you hear anyone make that exclamation when he sees a lady, he is simply referring to the lady's big butts. That word came into existence after the popular music crooner Timaya released his hit song and music video titled "Ukwu", where a lot of ladies with big butts where seen shaking their big butts in seductive and provocative ways. Okay back to what I was saying, we noticed those guys were not the only ones starring at her 'behind', other guys were also lost starring at her too, because of her very big butts. I must say, she was quite endowed with both 'front' and 'back'. This is most men's dream lady I guess?

This scenario got me thinking and also wondering why ladies with big boobs and butts get so much attention and attraction from most men? Thereby leaving ladies with little or no endowments having inferiority complex and some of them who can't handle it opt for artificial buttocks; yes you heard me right, if you're surprised there is artificial buttocks for ladies. It comes in form of tight with foam on the buttocks area, which is usually shaped to look like a real buttocks, and usually worn by ladies as an underwear. They come in different sizes and can be seen on display in almost every clothing shop in the market. Also, ladies with flat boobs go for foam and push-up bras to make their boobs look big. They go to this extent just to look attractive and maybe to boost their confidence.

This obsession for big boobs and butts is really emitting negative behaviour from most men, as some men who can’t keep their eyes off curvy women go to the extent of even ejaculating while lost in the world of lust while starring. Some even get involved in auto crash because of their total concentration on a "curved piece flesh". It's so bad that we allow it to becloud our subconsciousness thus bringing about serious distraction, loss of focus and an unstable mind. Even churches are not spared from this trend, as some of these heavily endowed ladies who sit close to the pulpit, serve as a distraction to pastors, and some pastors who are not spiritually strong enough to resist tend to loose concentration.

This act most times journeys its obsessed victims into the global village (the internet) to surf for nude pictures of ladies, whom they don’t know and won’t see, just to satisfy their addictive sexual pleasure. This later transforms into emotional trauma, leading to self-blame and self-pity. why not focus when you still have the chance?

WE CAN CURB THIS SITUATION BY-

I. Speaking about Godly things and filling our minds with it too

II. Filling our hearts with things of peace

III. See all ladies as your sisters, except you are deeply in love with a particular one and also ready to take her to the alter.

IV. Avoid untrusted internet dating sites and stop pornography of all kinds

NB: Guys, beware of that lady's butt and boobs you're starring at and thinking of toasting, because you may just end up taking a lady wearing padded buttocks and push-up bra home, and when you discover what happens next.......?

Your views are welcome as usual