tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-45538494571316836112024-03-05T18:25:35.424-08:00Desmond's Blog- Humour meets FactsAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03431345102929204063noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4553849457131683611.post-42372472619909496702016-09-04T15:37:00.000-07:002016-09-04T16:50:03.569-07:00 BALOGUN MARK ZUCKERBERG OF SOCIAL MEDIA<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Mark Zuckerberg! A name that inspires from just its resonance. A man who has worked and is working his way in success, I need not tell you about Facebook which is his brainchild, Instagram and WhatsApp which he acquired overtime and are topping their game with millions if not billions of users daily. To save me the stress of outlining Mark’s journey of success (for those who don’t know the complete story) I firmly recommend you see the movie SOCIAL MEDIA, a movie biographing his life from his college coding days. <br />
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With great joy more than the 16 million Facebook users (according to recent statistics) in Nigeria welcomed this genius who evidently snuck into the commercial state of the country- Lagos, Yaba precisely, the Nigerian Silicon Valley. From those who recognized him while walking the streets to the buzzing timelines on FB to trending at the top on TwitterNG. These are the kind of things we Nigerians like, one, two or more persons that see(s) our light at the end of the tunnel. With the issue of insecurity and economic recession, Mark decided to come to Nigeria unannounced. I suspect he settled for a discreet visit for these reasons: <br />
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1. To save his kidnappers the stress of strategizing to abduct him after which they have to go headlong with the US government over ransom and return. <br />
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2. Relieve the Nigerian government the expenditure of millions in purchasing a lengthy red carpet, flowers, decorated hall, traditional attires, item 7 and miscellaneous since our economy is in shambles. <br />
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After reading about the <a href="http://andela.com/" target="_blank">Andela</a> project which started in New York and the Chan-Zuckerberg charity foundation I saw more of a genius in Mark. The $50-million-dollar scheme of which $24 million dollars would be invested in Africa would strike the beacon sky high glaring to everyone in Nigeria especially technological geniuses and professionals, learners and aspirants in the computer space, inspiring them to work harder and make gainful use of this opportunity. Myself, not much of a pro in the computer field but an aspiring software engineer, strong enthusiast and learner, his presence inspired me although I wasn’t present but having one amongst your mentors around you, a feeling of more-work-to-be-done and readiness envelops you to achieve your goals and keep achieving. In his Q&A segment he responded to a question saying he was truly inspired by what he saw at Co-Creation Hub (CC Hub), the energy, positivity all seemed great. In the words of Rueben Abati <a href="http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2016/09/the-mark-zuckerberg-visit-by-reuben.html" target="_blank">“Mark Zuckerberg’s exploration of the African market is brilliant. He is smart"</a>. I agree with this in all entirety because he sees that Nigerians/Africans are doing wonders not just in their country for reasons that he has <a href="https://techpoint.ng/2016/08/31/nigerians-working-with-mark-zuckerberg-facebook/" target="_blank">several Nigerians working with him </a><a href="https://techpoint.ng/2016/08/31/nigerians-working-with-mark-zuckerberg-facebook/"></a>not only in Africa but at the Facebook HQ in San Francisco bay area, California. A thought must have bolted in that powerful head to visit the mother that produces such rare breed of persons. That’s how intelligent people think. <br />
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Technology already is at a fast pace in Nigeria, Mark visiting and investing in us would serve as a strong catalyst making our reaction faster than normal. An example is the just concluded Aso Villa Demo Day(AVDD), a program organized by the government to fund the 3 most initiative ICT entrepreneurs after showcasing their country-changing products to the President and other officiating dignitaries. I took a look at the samples of various materials by the participants and I must say, bravo! Great ideas. Intuitive minds. Marky graced the occasion with his immediate return from Kenya to witness not him alone, but with the government and the whole nation that young minds if given the opportunity would make the nation transcend to a better realm. <br />
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Surely, with this visit he has exposed not just Nigeria but the African technological side to the world. I would advise the world to be on the lookout for Africa because the youths are ready to work if the chance is given. Not only in the entrepreneurial aspects of technology-programming, content development, structuring and design but also in fashion, entertainment amongst others. <br />
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1. As Nigerians we must do what is necessary by sharing a piece of our identity with a foreigner especially an important one. Mark enjoyed our jollof rice spiced with enough <i>orishirishis</i> and testified to its awesomeness, he refused to compare it with any other’s not only because he was told but he tasted and affirmed that #NigerianJellof is lord over others. <br />
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2. Several of us clung to his affection for grey shirts, jeans and sneakers. A geek is dressed as such. Probably, the $56-billion-dollars worth is a simple man who sees clothes as trivial things. So make una free am, him wifey like am like that. <br />
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3. The tug of war on Twitter #KenyaVsNigeria has been hilarious. The struggle for the preferable country that would suit Mark and his business ideas. Remember! We are one Africa. Very important. <br />
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4. Mark not being received or met at first by at least the Information and Communication’s Ministry shouldn’t be much of a big deal because it was a solemn visit. To keep us quiet he finally did. <br />
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5. Finally, Buhari should up his selfie game by maybe having a 1-week selfie programme courtesy of the presidency. <br />
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Thank you Mark Zuckerberg on behalf of Nigerians and Africans in general, we make you Balogun, you deserve it. We hope for more visits not just from you but people of your kind- humble, kind-hearted and benevolent. </div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03431345102929204063noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4553849457131683611.post-65744788710166492912016-08-12T09:03:00.000-07:002016-08-12T09:03:10.841-07:00A TALE BY DAYLIGHT- GOOD BAD LUCK<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Story! Story…? Story. Once upon a time...? Time. Time. <br /><br />In a distant village. Green. A magnanimous one. <br /><br />People of that village suffered very well and complained about the problems they encountered by yelling outrageously to their King via various mediums. This King was engaged in meeting up with his itinerary, traveling to other villages to visit other Kings and discuss important issues. His followers complained and called him a voyager, unknowing to his community that he was trying to help them. <br /><br />After a while, it came to a point whereby the community was supposed to bring out its finest competitors to rival with other communities in a festival of various sports. Green village as it was popularly called was supposed to get prepared for this fest since 4 years back but they didn’t, part of which was her problem as a village. When the festival was drawing close the cabinet members unanimously; with quarrel and insults came with the finalists to represent the village. <br /><br />This village was rich in invaluable resources. Gold topped the list. This was the needed for those representing. It stood as the medium of transaction for most activities. <br /><br /> Days before departure, red-cap-Chief Solo issued a message through Obute the town crier, that there was no gold for them at the moment.<br />
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<br /> This message battered the hearts of those competing. They were advised to break their<i> tincan</i> boxes or meet friends for gold and travel to the hosting village and make the village proud by returning with accolades. In expectation that their merited gold would be made available and suffice at their return. In infuriation those selected held a meeting of the Representatives of Green (ROG) after deliberating concluded to go out on the streets and beg for funds. They went to the village square which housed the community’s market, hospital, school amongst other public structures. <br /><br />Gina the ROG spokesperson spoke up – Help us get to the <b>VillaFest</b>. That’s all we desire.<br />
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With this they captured the people’s hearts and donations flew into the 6 x 6 wooden cube with a 5mm hole aligned to the middle which carpenter Okute carefully handcrafted. It got tense that those who relented in donating where looked at like the devil’s heartthrob who admired the village’s failure. <br /><br />Still the gold gotten wasn’t sufficient. <br /><br />When the news got to the cabinet, after much lambasting from the inhabitants, they denied at the monthly community meeting that neither the King nor His cabinet nor red-cap-chief Solo ever approved of such news. <br /> * * *<br /> <br />Yup! The GSVI (Green Squad VI) got to the bordering village. A BIG one. Bigger than theirs. Via their little rickety boat which they managed by squeezing because managing has been their <i>modus operandi</i>. After passing the night at the United Community of Red, they were set to depart for the games village. <br /><br />The boat became unmanageable and they sent word through the inter-village’s sparrow to the King to provide them one out of his eleven aesthetic boats. Instead of heeding and providing the demanded immediately, red-cap-chief Solo abruptly responded during the village meeting to the community by asking “what are there for?” That they went to the “United Community of Green” to enjoy themselves instead of being en route to the main village. That-that isn’t their concern.<br />
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Even Obikere, the son of wealthy Chief Otinkpu was accused of giving 30,000 worth of gold to help his squad survive which he debunked. <br />
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<br />Dede, the King, as he was normally hailed, sent his words back encouraging them to apply what they knew. Manage. All the way to participate in the fest and come back with laurels in various categories. <br /><br />From the outcry of Green participants, the UCR in benevolence lent a bigger comfortable boat to the squad and in joy the left. Aiding the Green squad, in mockery they nicknamed them<b> BOATLESS VILLAGE</b> and made laughing stocks of them. <br /><br /> <br />On arrival at the Mutlicoloured village, 7 hours before the festival, according to the reading from the hourglass, they had little time to prepare before tugging with their opponents in the battle field. <br /><br />As they stood in one accord, right hand to the left breast to chant alongside with the local orchestra who sang Blue village’s anthem instead of Green’s. It was annihilating. <br /><br />In this downtrodden state the King's message resounded like the morning cry gong. Manage.<br /><br />From all calamitous ends it seemed impossible to kick the ball at this point. Stress upon fatigue. Football being the first game. They proved otherwise and won with an outstanding 5-4 against White village. That didn’t seem enough they qualified for the rowing competition. <br /><br />At this point of the story Green stands at a 1-0 win against the village of the Cross. <br /><br />Chief Solo felt remorseful for those outrageous things he said and apologized with a bulky letter. Onwards gold came and he traveled to meet them and celebrate. <br /><br />The game continues… <br /><br />Children. Children? What did we learn from the story? <br /><br />As a country we have adapted to soaring high despite turmoils headed our way. With back-lashing and all what not. <br /><br />I see Nigeria our beloved country taking records of important medals copped in this Olympic Games. <br /><br />Voila. Voili. Voilo. <br />Big ups Naija.<br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03431345102929204063noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4553849457131683611.post-53551062739606383132016-04-25T10:31:00.000-07:002016-04-25T10:31:12.508-07:00A PLACE DOWN NORTH <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<br /><br />Prologue: I sincerely apologize for not posting since November, I am sorry. <br /><br />I pen this firstly to appreciate the patriotic nature of these people. Real country love. The three-coloured-flag waving high in every nook you go, from offices, schools (obviously), hostels, homes, hotels to even public bathrooms. Patriotism which is I see as quite a disrespect because for a country like Nigeria which has little national symbols and the flag partaking as one of it. Most especially, I respect them for the flag being clean.<br /><br />The differences being experienced are drastic.<br /><br />1. Commercial buses transporting passengers at an over-affordable price which is generic to all stops. For a Nigerian this is strange because your normal bus conductor won’t give you a normal charge as the person whom he carried from a terminal earlier. Let’s say he won’t charge a person who entered from Wuse 2 to Kubwa same as the person who entered in Jahi. <br /><br />The little fare for using the tram, subways and trains, all moving at the speed of light is considered a blessing as one can get in even without a ticket and get to the desired place in minutes.<br /><br />2.People are seen on the streets crossing what we know as ‘may roads’ at ease walking in front of a speeding car, the driver quickly applies brake for the pedestrians. Respect! With this acquainted behavior you surely will possess the phobia that you might walk freely to your death when you get to your country where you have to be an athlete when crossing the road.<br /><br />3. In grocery stores and supermarkets the cashier discovers at the counter that your cash is incomplete after calculating your stocks and you are politely told to try and bring the balance tomorrow at your convenience, this is a trade center where the prior aim is to gain profit. An Igbo man who just got his provision store open would place an outstanding post on the wall of the shop’s entrance with bold fonts on an A3 paper saying “NO CREDIT, COME TOMORROW.” You begin to wonder what planet these people come from to trust money for goods purchased on the customer until the next day of which there is no surety of the customer coming back.<br /><br />4. As an internet oriented person you are highly blessed to be here. From the mobile data which drops to unlimited 3G after the normal exhaustion of purchased data to wireless fidelities in schools for academic work and research to easily affordable routers in local distribution stores less the price by 2 for purchase and subscription in your country. The ‘internetic’ part of you is happy. No more network worries.<br /><br />5. With the low fuel price you wish to own a car here maybe a Mercedes CLA 300. The constant electricity would make you have a shaky reconsideration to stay back after the purpose of your trip. Considering that when you return back to base you would miss all these goodies; with the fuel queues and ‘Up/down NEPAs.’ <br /><br />6. Plus sized people (especially guys) are seen floating around although less than the amount of bacteria, catching a breath to figure if it’s the sharwarmas, pizzas and poulets (roasted chickens) that causes this weight gain. Still at an affordable price you detest these small chops to your much loved akpu, amala, eba and the likes of them. This is the point where you miss the taste of naija; you are basically confined to rice (the world most popular food), beans, macaroni, spaghetti, and couscous. No morning akara and night suya and grilled fish. You search for a Nigerian kitchen and find none; you wish you can begin one. <br /><br />7. You bet you must have seen a handful of mad people in your country but not here; you are just beginning when you get here, the number keeps multiplying to an extent where you loose count. They are in numbers; they increase day by day that you would think they are prophets spreading the unknown message. Prophets dressed in thicker Yeezys, geeky mad men with technological tools. You don’t know how to start laughing, when you start you don’t know how to end. <br /><br />8. At this point it feels more like this and all others coming after are things you don’t like especially seeing a guy being too close to his fellow guy, that not being enough they peck: right cheek, left cheek, that not enough they go on a marathon peck of up to 6 rounds. The bond existing between them seems more than metallic with the strange man-man hugs and touches you wonder the use of their women occupying 70% of the human population and beautiful at that. <br /><br />9. Moving on the streets you get infuriated seeing young boys with elongated mouths from the packaged weed wrapped in their mouths which after much debate with people who don’t know the country better than you do concludes its legal for sake that it’s sold in shops. All these old flip up phones of 2000’s are still used here, you wonder if this place is a dump site for such phones. Considering how affordable life is here. <br /><br /> You walk to the barber shop for your hair cut and he swerves from given instructions putting your looks in shambles, with a poker face you grumbly pay and head to the tailor to adjust your trouser, with all the attitude he gives, he collects it and inscribes a-3-digit number (your pay) and a name on a paper he says “à demain (tomorrow)” with all plea and reason why you need it today he refuses and says Q.E.D. <br /><br />P.S: After all, home still remains home. There is no place like it because the love abounds the more there. <br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03431345102929204063noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4553849457131683611.post-81411722006825093362015-10-26T04:49:00.001-07:002015-10-27T07:40:19.010-07:00THE BISHOP'S REPLY<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<b>Read the sequel to this story</b> <a href="http://talkoftalks.blogspot.com.ng/2014/11/a-letter-to-bishop.html" target="_blank">HERE</a><br />
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Dear Adrian Danbaba,<br />
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Greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ in whom all things are made perfect. I pray that his unceasing grace would exude in you and your faith in him would remain unshaking. <br />
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In reply to your letter seeking judgement and intervention which I stumbled upon recently, I write to you. <br />
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I wish to appreciate your contributive efforts firstly to the church. Multi- tasking between building your faith in Christ and taking weekly record of donations, offerings and thanksgiving, balanced calculations with figures. Being in your situation I would have done something akin. I must commend you; as the growth of the church has room in your heart. <br />
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Funds generated from the whole bazaar offerings, donations, seed sowings, thanksgivings, bazaar purchases and sponsorship are sent to me on the percentage level-75. The parish is left with little or nothing-25%. Money collected is sent to the Holy See, to our Vicar, our father in faith, the Pope and financial report is given to him during bishop’s annual visit to the Vatican. It is used for Catholic mission to support the less privileged worldwide. <br />
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Within the 75% fund, vocations are catered for. The archdiocesan seminarians are being trained as property of the archdiocese –fees, boarding, feeding, tuition is being paid for by the archdiocese leaving them to buy their books. A seminarian is important to us as he comes out a priest to contribute immensely to the growth of the church.<br />
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Nota Bene: this money is collected from all parishes. The deanery brings it as a head, presenting the target given and target met. <br />
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Catholic students are trained in our various universities – Caritas, Veritas. If information was passed in your parish, scholarships are on for Catholic students at the Veritas university. Caritas means love and that is what the church has for its body- you and I. The training of these students is linked to the 75%. These are few things which the collections are used by the archdiocese for. <br />
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Liturgy which is the priestly office of Jesus Christ consisting of the head (Jesus) and its body (the church) follows a pattern which cannot be broken. There is no obstruction in the liturgical process. Reasons why the Roman Catholic Church is the second world most organized body.<br />
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Obstructing the church’s pattern was barbaric. The indefinite ex-communication incurred resulted from misconduct and temperament of your parish priest. Issues about your ex-communication would be discussed and pardon would granted you. Presenting your record overtly was OK but would have been done with the P.P’s permission as he has jurisdiction in the parish where he oversees affairs.<br />
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With a good financial skill I postulate that you render assistance to the church through the parish pastorial council to work as the parish treasurer. I have certitude that with you the parish is in safe hands financially. <br />
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May the blessings of the Lord Jesus Christ dwell and remain in you forever and ever Amen.<br />
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His Lordship Otinkpu Bonaventure. </div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03431345102929204063noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4553849457131683611.post-21943457299958990462015-09-30T06:25:00.001-07:002015-09-30T06:25:10.316-07:00HOW I REACT TO THE BUTT ISSUE<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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This issue has to be addressed and necessary actions taken against the perpetrators, immediately after reading this piece. I have never liked gays and acts relating to it. This negative trend has annoyed me to the zenith that I feel awareness should be created and preventive measures taken to stop this.<br /> <br /> The Igbo men salute themselves with the back of their hands hitting each other three times. The Hausas; a formal handshake, the Yourbas; the popular protruding on the floor. This culture, tradition still exists to the modern world.<br /> <br /> A man who is considered a Sir/Bros after a proper handshake, laughs loud while chatting with you, hit/taps your butt with his Goliath-like hand and thinks all is well in the end. I consider it inept. It makes me look at such persons as gays or they simply gain satisfaction from that act. They are tactless. I wonder the amount of temerity they possess to hit their fellow guy’s butt. Is it as attractive as that of a female? How many milligrams of adrenaline pushes him into that action?<br /> <br /> Most annoying is the continuous hit in future meetings. Same sex friendship is meant to be cordial without sending a wrong signal to the other party. An aspersion is not what one would want.<br /> <br /> To stop this daft act of public funny friendly sexual molestation; use this steps:<br /> <br /> 1. After the initial handshake, keep hold to his hand, keep guard of your back side lest the prey strikes.<br /> <br /> 2. If he strikes; grab him by the arm so tight with your poker face, look him deep in the eyes and say "Sir/Bros, do me a favour please gerrara here."</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03431345102929204063noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4553849457131683611.post-14517412008764798702015-09-10T07:10:00.001-07:002015-09-10T07:10:14.661-07:00I DECLARE MY ASSETS<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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I plan to be big someday. Even if I don’t become the president, I believe I am the future of tomorrow as talked by my primary school teachers. If I end up as the minister of petroleum resources, I will just manage it. Before I rise to that apogee in the nearest, it is wise that I declare my humble beginnings now to avoid side comments and trends on twitter in time to come about my possession.<br />
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Following the recent declaration by Baba, I feel that I have to declare my own assets because I consider myself a public figure owing that I am CEO of TalkofTalks. We have to emulate good things like this. Let’s begin from here.<br />
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Here is a detailed list of my assets.<br />
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1. My Books- #30,000<br />
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Excluding those that I lent and gifted out over a long time till now and including those I borrowed that am yet to read and those I borrowed that am yet to read and those which I converted disobeying the 9th commandment. Lord forgive me.<br />
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My bat is my Blackberry Z10. The name is derived from the processor speed it possesses. It helps me get my source materials to prepare articles, its Text-To-Speech (TTS) helps me read a lot of articles, my mails and transactions are processed specially by “him.” I love you Bat. I really do.<br />
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3. My Eco Bank Account- #1,250<br />
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This is my ledger balance. The bank is fist handed with my own money reason why there is still a thousand among the digits. I hope that this amount increases over the month from those little calculated percentages dropped into the customer’s account.<br />
Hurray! As of when this article was written I got an alert. God win. So, total balance becomes #7,750.<br />
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4. Shoes- #34,700<br />
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I know that my shoe collection is way less than a pair of shoe (some(few)) like an Italian Skin Brogue. Not to worry, this asset increases by my earning. I hope to acquire more shoes like a Timberland Earthkeeper Brogues, Balenciagas, 2015 Air Jordans, Clarks, Tods, customized slip-on shoe amongst others. So that as a minister I would have a good shoe rack/wardrobe.<br />
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5. Art Works- #50,000<br />
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Yes! For those who don’t know, I draw. Animations, portraits, cartoons and sorts. Some of my works are on Instagram @deksmond, click <a href="https://instagram.com/deksmond/" target="_blank">here</a> to view. All works posted and unposted is worth that amount. Click and testify.<br />
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6. Blog- #Unknown<br />
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This is a forte to me. I am yet to value the site and give a figure of its worth. I would value the articles, fans and visitors, aesthetics. When I come up with the actual value I would give an update. If the valuing gets tedious, I hope to get a site valuer.<br />
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Presently, no goats, rams, bulls, poultry, farm or company(ies)<br />
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Finally, I can’t give a total sum now because if I do, my oga at the top might bless me with more, then my head would jam trying to balance figures. That’s all.<br />
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My dear friends, members of TalkofTalks, this are my humble possessions. We hope to acquire more in time to come. Stay tuned. </div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03431345102929204063noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4553849457131683611.post-83403738333812626652015-08-26T06:57:00.000-07:002015-08-26T08:20:00.036-07:00SYNONYMS<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Contracts are big deals in Nigeria, especially the government approved ones, because it favours both sides- the Contractor and the Contracted.<br />
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- The Contractor<br />
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This is the body giving out the contract for bidders to submit proposals to get the contract; they are the highest earners. They make the budget allocated for the contract and the actual amount used for execution to look alike. They are good mathematicians.<br />
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- The Contracted<br />
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The receiving body. They are the executioners, whom after the hustle and bustle of preparing a fine convincing proposal receives the contract. They are medium earners. Each contract gets them elated because it paves way for more contracts. They are smart people.<br />
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It is not good to visit the past- people, happenings or things, because I believe in the “forward ever backward never” slogan of my Governor Mu’azu Babangida Aliyu. But, in this case, we have to go backward before we thrust forward.<br />
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Lagos State is known to be an independent economy in Nigeria; its rapid development has drawn laudable commendation from so many people, of which all acknowledgements go to Babatunde Raji Fashola(BRF), the former Lagos State Governor. These developments include roads, power and energy, health care and other amenities.<br />
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The 11th hour always poses a threat caused either by you or haters of your progress; this is Governor Fashola’s situation.<br />
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It was alledged that the former Governor of Lagos State, used seventy-eight million naira (N78m) and one-hundred and thirty-nine million naira (N139m) out of the budget allocated to the State to build a website and to drill two boreholes respectively. Let me start with the website- <a href="http://tundefashola.com/">tundefashola.com</a>, Fashola is a digital man. Men like him can speed the rate of digital advancement in the country if given the presidential position come 2019. Let me explain-<br />
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-The site amongst other features contains an online video chat feature, to discuss with the ex-governor. Nigerians need anything that will give them a clear view of the government. It would serve as a transparent mechanism for the citizens to defend the government if criticised by foreigners.<br />
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-Past, present and future projects detailed to the last are available for visitors to read and appreciate his works. This is a great amount of transparency. Nigerians in diaspora and home base citizens that don’t reside in Lagos won't be left out, as they would also see pictures and appreciate his efforts.<br />
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What bothers me, Lagosians and other Nigerians is the amount allocated among the past projects for building the website. Seventy-eight million naira (N78m). Lets observe seventy eight seconds of silence. According to Info Access Plus, the company which built and upgraded the website, gave a financial statement that the amount collected for the services rendered was ten million naira (N10m) which implies that sixty eight million naira (N68m) is left or is tagged as “extra expenditure.” The website was built by expert designers and I figured that it wouldn’t have amounted more than twenty million (20m). It means that that 68 million has been used to build websites in their pockets and stomachs.<br />
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Why would a website meant for the state bear a private name? Although, the site is meant to serve as a medium to show his stewardship to his state, I think it is suppose to carry a general URL so he can handover to Governor Akinwumi Ambode one day to enable the Governor to also display his own stewardship which is in progress. The URL <a href="http://tundefashola.com/">tundefashola.com</a> makes me to think that the name Lagos and Tunde Fashola are similar either in meaning, phonetic sound or history. The Governor must have thought it over before approving the URL. Fashola is a wise man; it takes a wise man to do wise things like equating your name to the state’s name.<br />
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Boreholes are long lasting, very expensive to drill and maintain. I believe the money was well spent.<br />
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The present Lagos government should try to reconcile some things as part of their year’s project-<br />
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1. 78, 68 and 10 million naira should be carefully calculated and the balance should be used to appreciate the citizens. Airtime vouchers should be sent to frequent visitors of the site, humanitarian services should be appreciated from the website’s balance.<br />
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2. Historians should be employed to look into the history and relationship between the name Lagos and Tunde Fashola, as it would serve as a determinant to why such permission was granted.<br />
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I hope this website serves its purpose and the boreholes pump fresh water. Peace.</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03431345102929204063noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4553849457131683611.post-2711382619794546902015-08-05T07:17:00.000-07:002015-08-05T07:17:11.021-07:00MY REDEMPTORIS- A FICTION<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Holding and looking at the various hospital bills, receipts, test results and prescriptions, it puts a smile on my face; I decide(d) finally to go down memory lane of my health issues which posed a threat to my life for a considerable period of time. <br /><br />5th January, 2013, we all resumed school with much stories to tell about our various holiday escapades –truth(s) and lies, it all made a good chat. Some students introduced new slangs and made it trend all through the term and next like BlackMagic’s ‘E easy O’ brought by Eva, ‘Obilimbilimbom’ by Tobi. Although I was always among the great participants in the chat, my concern for my academics was foremost. Entering the school compound to see the brown and yellow painted class blocks made my heart skip a beat; I wonder why this always happened? Even though I always came top of my class each term, I still wondered why the class block setting struck a grip of fear in me; not only on resumption days, Mondays of every academic week was inclusive. <br /><br /><div>
Gboom! Gboom!! Gboom!!! Those were the sound that initiated the problem. I was at the refectory one faithful day having beans when it started, I felt it was my distaste for hot watery beans that made my cardiac cycle run abnormal for that period; I ignored it, ate my food, went to class to continue the days job. Retiring to my bed after following the school’s horarium, down to siesta, I laid down to sleep- eyes closed, silent mind trying to transcend to an unconscious state THEN my heart begins to beat faster than normal, alas my siesta is wasted, I take note of everything that happened. <br /><br />Days later, I realized that the left side of my chest became bigger than the right; which probably caused my sleepless afternoons. I reported to the nurse at the school’s infirmary. After medical consultation, drug prescription and collection, nothing had effect or let’s say the drug worked for a different course am yet to know. I was cold, a rare one, although it was third term and cold was the weather description of that time reason being that it was rainy season. Imagine putting on four shirts and covering a huge blanket to sleep at noon and night. It wasn’t normal. <br /><br />I learnt organic chemistry (although not perfectly) at JSS2 while copying from Micheal Orakwe’s note into Ike Ogbonna’s because senior students loved to give the juniors their note to copy for them. I couldn’t wait to get to SS2 and exhibit my ‘knowledge of Organic Chemistry.’ In SS2, during Chemistry class when the topic- Organic Chemistry came up I couldn’t exhibit anything, my cardiac issues would not allowed me, it barred my retentiveness, the pains were so much, I hardly remembered anything. All I remembered was pain! I slept, ate and drank pain - it was terrible and made me academically imbalance. I ended up failing chemistry that term. I couldn’t obtain permission from my principal to go home without concrete proof that I was sick. So, after 3 months of enduring this pain, I visited the hospital, obtained a card, met the doctor after following an orderly queue. The doctor examined me and wrote things I couldn’t read on that big A3 white medical paper embedded in a brown file jacket. Done with his writing, he fixed a date for me; 24 June, 2013, a day after Pentecost. He said I had to see a special doctor, I came to a conclusion within me, Special cases required special doctors. <br /></div>
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As a young charismatic student, I decided to cling to prayer. Despite my innumerable friends and best friend, I decided not to give an inkling of the ruckus I was passing through. I visited the Blessed Michael Iwene Tansi chapel more often, rendering my prayer and supplication for healing, believing that healing would arrive soon at my doorstep. With the forthcoming Pentecost day feast, I had faith. <br /><br />Through rigorous Pentecost prayer and celebration, I left school with my bag packed with enough good wishes for whatever I was going for. <br /><br />All dressed in white, I got to the hospital; went straight to see the ‘special’ doctor. I wish she had a beautiful face like her accent. Her accent sounded like a mix of American and Spanish. I couldn't tell which but from my guess, she definitely studied abroad. You can't go to school in Ibadan and have such accent. No offense to my Ibadan friends. She pulled out her stethoscope and carefully listened to my heartbeat. She took her time so much I began to think she might just hear the "Jesus Take the Wheel" song I was singing in my heart."Breathe in! Out... In.... Out!" were the only words she spoke to me in ten minutes or so after which, she asked an elderly nurse to run a heart scan on me. Unbuttoned my shirt, pulled my second-hand Jordan Air sneakers I bought from Samuel Amadi after his sister in the United States sent him brand new ones and he needed this pair no more, and socks, and watch, and belt - pretty much everything that could interfere with electromagnetic waves, I laid parallel on the Electrocardiogram thinking of how I would be positioned in my coffin when I die. "God forbid! I shall not die but live..." as my mother would say was what I muttered... I was loud enough to hear myself but i wondered if the the nurse heard me also. The test began and when the results were out, the nurse said ‘my son, are you a child of God?’ I smiled and replied ‘yes of course!’ that question made me think thrice if was a true child of God; she made me feel like from her view of the scan results my case was a very ‘special’ one. I refused to be emotionally broken down. While sitting down on the visitors sit across the doctor’s desk, I began to imagine the possibility of getting married to a lady who would like to know the anatomy of your body, just like Aunty Mitchell Matilda that jokingly told Felix she would like to run a test on her man to know his complete health status before marriage. I am not afraid, I have faith. <br /><br />Dr. ‘Nice Accent, as I referred to her as, refused to show me my heart scan results rather she referred me to Federal Staff Hospital, Abuja. While I was leaving, the elderly nurse spoke two words which I carried carefully like eggs, she said ‘be prayerful’ and with a ‘thank you, ma’ to her I vamoosed.<br /><br /> ***<br /><br /> <br />Federal Staff Hospital, where the beginning ended. The hospital, a twenty-five minutes drive from home. I arrived there around 9:10am with my dad. We made inquiry about where to run the test written by my ‘special’ doctor, which she described as Excessive Palpitation. The test consultant relayed to us that the test costs fifteen thousand naira. <br /><br />I was temporarily traumatised. Reasons not for the test bill, but seeing how a child of God is been subjected by a minor case considered major, visiting various hospitals and meeting different doctors. I convinced my dad who insisted that I should allow him pay the money that no amount is too huge for my healthcare. I told him that prayer is the key, I would pray and conquer it. After much persuasion to allow him carry out his parental responsibility..he gave up. <br /><br /> <br /><br />I stand tall as a conqueror this day. Prayer solved all. Am completely healed. My redeemer delivered me.</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03431345102929204063noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4553849457131683611.post-61588476704198267932015-07-24T07:37:00.000-07:002015-07-24T07:40:44.914-07:00 A 4-DAY VISIT<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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</xml><![endif]-->Firstly, let me express my likeness for President Muhammadu
Buhari. I like tourist because am one, people of like nature are known to have
affinity for themselves. I foresee more travels within this four years of his
tenure and l would like to see his itinerary because God works in mysterious
ways, bumping into the President in one of the countries across the waters
would be a thing of great joy.<br />
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President Muhammadu Buhari’s visit to USA as supposed was
for a 4-day visit particularly to seek help in recovering our missing 150
billion dollars from an unknown forest reserve. I wonder how the money would be
recovered knowing that Nigerian looters knows how the cover their ends. Would
it be through the help of their CIA computer nerds working speedily with
computer systems or through the aid of any other intelligence agency or a
related body involved in recovery. Baba is a wise man. I appreciate his sense
of embracing the modern approach of handling situations, this is why he went to
seek help from the U.S.</div>
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Now, we know that Africans have a way of granting or making
promises of what/things they can’t fulfill. The African pattern is-</div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">1.<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span>Praise</div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">2.<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span>Promise</div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">3.<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span>Help a little</div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">4.<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span>Give excuses</div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">5.<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span>Withdraw</div>
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Permit me to explain this pattern.</div>
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PRAISE</div>
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<span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">-<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span>A typical African man who wants to grant or seek
a favour would praise you for a while before moving forward to the matter of
importance for two reasons-</div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">i.<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span>To calm your nerves of suspicion </div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">ii.<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span>To bring in sentiments</div>
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If a favour is to be granted the praise given must be for
something in return. Sooner or later. That is why President Barrack Obama
described Nigeria as the most important and influential country in Sub-Saharan
continent. President Obama is a wise African.</div>
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PROMISE</div>
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Forget the proverb that ‘an unfulfilled promise is a sin’ in
Nigeria it doesn’t work that way, remember when your father always promised you
a bicycle if you came top in class at the end of the academic term? After hard
work to come first, the promise is not fulfilled and the same promise is made
next term. Promises are made to show the ‘promisee’ that the ‘promiser’ is most
concerned about his/their needs than theirs. President Obama promised to
recover the missing funds, added to that to recover looted assets, bring to a
halt the escapades of book haram, and to boost the Nigerian military. This is a
complete promise- one which must cover the main need and sundry.</div>
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HELP A LITTLE</div>
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Fulfilling a promise no matter how small the fulfillment
might be tells a lot. Its shows seriousness and ability to honour your word. This
was the case during President Goodluck Jonathan’s regime where America promised
to rescue the missing Chibok school girls. They helped a little by using the
drone craft to carry out surveillance in Sambisa forest. The rest is a long
story. This little help was still rendered by an African- Obama.</div>
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GIVE EXCUSES</div>
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Sometimes is just an excuse, other times it’s a chain of
excuses. When America was unable to fulfill the full promise they gave excuses
how top Nigerians stood in the way of rescuing the Chibok girls and lots more.
Excuses are part of some human’s nature to evade the chagrin from the person(s)
we want to please.</div>
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WITHDRAW</div>
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Those in charge of ensuring that the assistance is being
rendered begin to withdraw from carrying out their duty and at a snap of a finger
all the foreign aid return to their motherland. At the end of everything they
make it seem like and unplanned promise which slipped their mouth.</div>
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We do know
that Nigeria is the King Kong of Africa(mind you in Africa apes are kings to
lions) and if America decides to aid Nigeria, Nigeria would aid them too. Directly or indirectly.</div>
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<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The first thought
which comes to mind is the Gay legalization which president Buhari has clearly
refused by re-enacting the gay bill of 14years imprisonment. I knew that PMB
would not accept the gay legalization act for reasons that he is disciplined
and a conc. Muslim. Femi Adesina said that PMB was ‘pointblank’ saying that
sodomy is against Nigerian law.<br />
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Being pointblank. President Buhari is forward and he has
made this known to President Obama and his citizens. I like the way he does it(the pointblank moment)- sits
clamly, grins with his cycle-like nerd glasses and spill the words.</div>
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I appreciate this effort made by our President. I hope the
funds are recovered and ‘corruptionists’ are prosecuted and other stolen money
are recovered too. If America wants to help do this, it has to be done in an
African-American way.</div>
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PS- the way President Buhari was speaking fast and fluently
while he was articulating his speech needs a laudable commendation and I give
it to him. He truly understands that ‘if you are in Rome, you behave like a
Roman.’ </div>
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Let me begin with a definition for purpose of clarification.
A period of misbehaviour is a reversed sensible period where abnormal (at that
moment) seems like the legal and only accepted way of behaving. These cycle of misbehaviour
occurs either in group or individually. These abnormalities would be
treated squarely. Group misbehaviour is initiated when participants have similar
reverse mental reaction; the individual type, very exciting, it is enjoyable
and it sometimes give an impulse to capture the moment, but for the sake of
privacy the impulse is defiled.</div>
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The feeling doesn’t bring in age- young or old, small or big, everyone is
involved. it is contagious based on the group stage.<br />
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As a child, I grew up with the mentality that parent in general had no flaws. A
perfect life without any anomaly. Watching <span class="aqj">9pm</span> news with
my dad at the age of 7, I heard a sound from where dad sat and questioned him
about the sound, he said that it was a croaking sound from a toad inside the sofa.
I believed him hook, line and sinker. At that point he was misbehaving in
public. At a later time I realised that he was misbehaving so I said to myself
"if dad could do such who am I?"<br />
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One general form of misbehaviour- Picking the nose. In public it is a soft
pick; in private you pick as if you are a miner digging for gold, which
eventually causes nasal expansion. The dismal part of this aspect is, some
people create a cataclysm to their public status. How? In church I once saw a
guy whom during the readings picked his nose, used same index finger to scratch
inside his ear, thereby transferring germs to both organs simultaneously. So
disgusting! But it didn’t seem so to him, it was the ‘rightest’ thing to do at
that period.<br />
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The group misbehaviour is triggered by the kingpins of the group who makes
every other member to see sense in the abnormal behaviour. This act is normally
disastrous, sometimes mob action, gang robbery, gang rape, it makes them proud,
making them feel that they can express themselves behaviourally in a free
way, not minding the place. When I was a JSS3 boarding student, SS2 students
exhibited this group psychology of madness by nabbing twelve pots of food, one
for each of soldier. After consumption, they slept like masons that had a long
burdensome day. They woke up the next day to huge bills handed to them by the
principal, to pay for the delinquency which affected other students.<br />
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Misbehaviour makes one feel free and happy, although not always. It makes one
feel at home even when not at home. Mental balance sometimes has to go down on
the equilibrium scale, for imbalance to be up to show one the abnormal side of
normality.<br />
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N.B- Misbehaving within thirty minutes might not take place at a stretch, but
the amount of time must be completed irrespective of the interval before
completion.</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03431345102929204063noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4553849457131683611.post-19075826276679900922015-07-10T10:42:00.001-07:002015-07-10T10:42:13.087-07:00MY 2015 HAJJ<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Hajj, one of the greatest Islamic religious observance for Muslims all over the world, which comes up annually is here again. As usual Nigerian Muslims would surely be participating in this year’s hajj, and as we know ‘awoof dey run belle;’ that is when you frequently enjoy the awoof. It seems this year the Nigerian government wants to put sand-sand in the garri of the Islamic faithfuls going on pilgrimage. <br /><br />Trending on twitter in Nigeria two days back was #NoToOldPlanes4Hajj, where users aired their views about the ‘suspected’ plane which would be used to fly pilgrims to mecca in Saudi Arabia. <br /><br />This annual pilgrimage which I haven’t been a participant but happen to know that it is sponsored at the three governmental levels- federal, state and local government. As Nigerians we are supposed to be wise enough to know that there is nothing like a free lunch, even if there is, an indirect payment will be made sooner or later. Same thing as this boon granted by the Nigerian government, a free flight ticket equals more than a decade old scrubby plane as long as it can push its passengers to Saudi. <br /><br />On the side of the pilgrims, that should be changed for so many reasons- <br /><br />I. This may not sound nice, but a plane crash is the foremost negative thought that comes to mind in matters like this; God forbid that a plane crash occurs. We would like to see our Alhajis in their neatly ironed and starched white kaftan, palm slippers and hula, Hajiyas with their beautiful wrappers, bubas, hijab and dangling jewelries. Our yaras too are inclusive- the boys have to be available to show off their oversize polo, packet shirts and T-shirts to match with their Cabo-Snoop like trouser; the girls need to look religiously good with their hijab and laali on their hands and feet. <br /><br />II. Within this thirty days of 5am-6pm fasting and prayer, you won’t want to be inside a stuffed plane filled with loquacious people talking about diversified issues, which might end up making you nauseous. Surely our government won’t want to land sick persons into a foreign country. <br /><br />III. A good flight sometimes determines the outcome of things in the country you are flying to. We do not want a situation where Nigerian would be misrepresented abroad while on pilgrimage, thereby making headlines on every Newspaper, electronic and broadcast media worldwide; like- A NIGERIAN FOUND IN SAUDI ARABIA RUNNING NAKED. That would be a national and religious disgrace. <br /><br />The government should look into this situation and handle it aptly, if not for any reason to, protect her citizens and give them a wonderful hajj. <br /><br />With Desmond’s law of pilgrimage I leave the stage- provided that the individual and national status is kept constant in a country of frequent travel daily, monthly or annually. The amount of travellers must be directly proportional to a standard aircraft and the amount of planes must be inversely proportional to the amount of travellers. <br /></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03431345102929204063noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4553849457131683611.post-65134680705692648292015-06-21T02:22:00.001-07:002015-06-21T02:22:17.723-07:00MY CONCERN FOR THE DEVIL<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Firstly, I would like to capitalize the first alphabet of his first name, popularly known as Devil. His angelic name Lucifer would be less used. Secondly, I am not in any way a Satanist or as some people may call it ‘satanoid.’ I feel very concerned about a disturbing issue, which is tarnishing an albeit less-loved creature that is popularly known as a demoniac that is entitled to his human right. That is where I come in place to defend his ‘reputation, dignity and human right.’<br /><br /> The infamy heaped upon the devil is over-exaggerated. Christians call him the ‘accuser of brethren,’ which is true but he is made more like the ‘causative agent’ of all sins, crimes and ungodly activities. 'The devil made me do it, it’s the devil, it is the handiwork of the devil, the devil suppressed me;' these are the false accusations Lucifer faces from the mouth of brethrens. I begin to wonder if the devils now exist in flesh and blood, either as male or female with or without a pair of horn, dark or fair in complexion. <br /><br />A man is seen driving his official car at the speed of 220kilometers per hour on a single lane road; he collides with another car, and after recovery when questioned by the administrative department of his company about the cause of the collision, He begins to accuse the devil. Was the devil in charge of the throttle, break pad and clutch while he (the driver) was in charge of the steering and hand gear? <br /><br />Before the libel (a vocal one) is placed on the devil, the following should have been thoroughly screened before staining his name and degrading his reputation; because degrading an evil person may result in evil. <br /><br />· Urge<br />
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Popularly known as desire. The driving force attached to desire is more than a million Newtons, the devil doesn’t plant the urge seed and nurture it into execution. It comes from colours accommodated into the eyes, thoughts from the head, desires of the heart and the state of mind. When the urge sets in, which is the first and fundamental necessity for any form of malevolence, gratification begins at its first stage. <br /><br />· Plan <br /><br />A smart evil doer knows that failure to plan is equal to planning to fail; reason why the devil receives the accusations and blame once they are rounded up. The desire is structured for effective execution using a powerful internal application- the brain. This plan is designed so professionally without the devil’s consent that when he (Lucifer) sees the result he would marvel. <br /><br />N.B: as all these go on the devil is absent. His consent wasn’t sort nor did he try to put in his hands to render help. <br /><br />· Decision <br /><br />The case gets settled at this level. God gave man the ability to choose between right and wrong without placing the Devil in any position of partaking in the choice process, the decision is made wholeheartedly and allegations is pushed to the Devil. What a pity! <br /><br />· Execution and Result <br /><br />Just like the computer program or a task is executed, this malevolent act is given a ‘run command’ which is carried out and a positive-negative output is seen. This is where the Devil’s name and consent is brought in after being absent all through. Why is he involved in the last stage only? Is he a co-executioner? <br /><br />Thou should not call the name of the evil one in vain. The Devil’s name should be respected despite his evil nature; some happenings are not Devil oriented. An appropriate amount of obeisance should be given to this creature without sentiments. <br /><br />I belong to everybody. <br /><br />One love. <br /><br /> </div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03431345102929204063noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4553849457131683611.post-38124133268075560362015-06-05T00:16:00.001-07:002015-06-05T00:16:13.306-07:00 JE SUIS CAITLYN<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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I want to begin using my personal J(for judgement) from an African angle, more like the way a typical Nigerian woman would judge a related a case. When a man does somethings, he is considered behaving like a woman or less a man, which is not accepted in the Nigerian setting where a man is seen as a Demi-God and the women as members of purgatory. This mentality tries to keep every Nigerian Man in proper sense shape. <br /><br />The Kardashian lovers and the ‘keeping up with the Kardashian’ fans would be giving a yay or nay to Caitlyn Jenner; for those that watched the early series of KUWTK programme where Bruce Jenner(formerly) began to stare in, would diagnose that dust of a reasonable amount was resting on his motherboard. He began by using quite a huge sum of money to purchase toys, especially remote controlled helicopters with motors that enabled it fly, Kris was against this and took a step by seizing his credit cards. I do not blame him much for this display of attitude for two reasons- <br /><br />1. Sometimes one needs to be abnormal in behavior, what I call the ‘’period of misbehavior’’; breaking from the norm to ease some burden or calm some nerves, or trying to feel young once again. <br /><br />2. Maybe Caitlyn watched a repeat broadcast of an African documentary which contained scenes of black bare chested children flying kites in the air. Some behaviors have a captivating force. <br /><br />There’s an Igbo saying that ‘okwu nee gbuto okwu’ which translates thus ‘’talk begets talk.’’ He, sorry she I mean, advanced from toys to serious toys by hoarding lingeries of a female family members i.e Kim. <br /><br />I respect human rights personally. They have been much cases of transgender without much noise, maybe because the most famous athlete in the ‘90’s to win a gold medal in a cardiovascular event, decided to retire and take up womanhood. Although he has a feminine look but still possess the soul of a man; talking as an animist. He stands out as one of the most famous transgender trending on twitter and website searches, also getting a million twitter followers in four hours, awards are awaiting her and commendations are coming in too. Caitlyn looks good from my perspective, judging from the storm-causing cover shot for Vanity Fair Magazine. <br /><br />Questions run through my mind on his behalf <br /><br />- Would she be a mummy? <br /><br />- Would she be able to handle pregnancy? If yes can he stand 57del of pain in the labour room? <br /><br />- Would his grandkids call her grandma or stick to grandpa? <br /><br />- Those who support him especially the family relatives, is the support 100% genuine from the heart? <br /><br />I believe that everyone has the power of choice, without bringing religion. She has chosen her path and she should be permitted to live her life because the miracle/damage has taken effect. Anger would only rise, some faces would beam with supportive smiles, mouths would talk and get weak but it still comes to the factum that he is now a she. <br /><br />Call her Caitlyn. <br /><br />She is Caitlyn. <br /></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03431345102929204063noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4553849457131683611.post-71813972417101459122015-05-27T10:53:00.000-07:002015-05-27T10:53:52.953-07:00MAY 27TH'S CHILDREN<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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On this 7meters high pulpit I stand to say ‘congratulobia’ to all children in Nigeria, Africa and beyond. Children, are most important as we all know that they are the future leaders of tomorrow and Christ made them the criterion for entering his kingdom. All humans are classified as children irrespective of age, as long as they have/had parents above them; so this is a general celebration.<br /> <br /> The global age has come to conquer my time; the 90's. In the 90's two empty tins of tomato paste were slit open at one base and a lengthy rope was used to transmit sound waves across a distance, without fore knowledge of what physics was. Back in the days no child had time to watch television broadcast of cartoons and sorts, abandonment of what made children, children. Children engaged in various exciting plays like chinko, ten-ten, kpakpangolo, tyre riding, boriz and moonlight play with other children. All these had a positive impact and wrote a history book of itself in the brain of every child, to tell the children of the present generation. These engagements fostered good relationship among children and enabled kids to fit into new environments.<br /> <br /> The children of today are packaged Nigerian children (although some), who do not know or lack basic children ‘playtitude’ and habit. All hours of the clock are spent behind closed doors of their houses, glued to the screen enthusiastically watching movie censored above their age, surfing the net for who knows what, playing Sony playstation and Xbox games. It is so appalling to see Nigerian children unable to speak the basics of 'pidgin' language in a definite proportion in order to communicate with English allergics or illiterates.<br /> <br /> Parents play a great role in child upbringing as they too engaged in childish escapade. In this vain, plans have been strategized to restore the lost children values. <br /><br />The plans:<br /> <br /> · A rendezvous for parents would be organized for sensitization and restoration of children values. Rice and Stew would be Very Plenty for participants. This meeting would help parents reminisce about their time and see how they would ensure that their own children have a story to tell and an unspoken expression of smile when they remember. Laws would be enacted on that day and failure to adhere would incur public flogging.<br /><br />
· Every Nigerian state has a government owned school in various cities, with a large hectare of land as the school field, not just for soccer but for playful activities and exercise. Children should be permitted to make use of this field. I oblige parents to grant their children the liberty of association and movement. Their 'horarium' should be adjusted with playtime included after siesta, and assignments time at the field.<br /> <br /> N.B- no parent should resist this wave of change being tried to be instilled in their children.<br /> <br /> Area, zonal, regional and state competitions would be organized based on local play to improve Nigerian ethics, as this would go a long way. Monetary prizes and awards would be given to winners and participants. This competition would kick start on October 1st, 2015 and become continuous on every significant day in the nations calendar.<br /> <br /> I remember all children over the globe suffering either from crisis, poverty, emotional trauma amongst others. My heart goes out to you. I pray and hope that all things will get better.<br /> <br /> A proper value for our children equals a proper value for the future.<br /> <br /> God bless.<br /> <br /> Thank you.<br /> </div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03431345102929204063noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4553849457131683611.post-44518751638564342352015-05-15T07:18:00.000-07:002015-05-15T07:18:13.767-07:00AN ARTICLE TO 12/12/12<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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I chose this day 15/05/15 to send you this memo because I feel that the numerical rhyming is a bit systematic. I miss you 12/12/12; I really do. I sat down properly sliding past days, weeks, months and years on my phone’s calendar to check when such a unique day in the continuum of time would occur again. As I perused I discovered that this auspicious day is 88 years yet unborn, it will occur on January 1st , 2101 which would be 01/01/01. A new year day coupled with joy and uniqueness I do not descend from the lineage of Methuselah and God promised just 75 years, coupled with my present age to 75, how do I get to experience you again? I am a sanguine but I like to be factual not hoping against hope. The probability of me seeing you once again at that stage of life is 1:100(clearly impossible). I would not want to bother my children, family and relatives to take care of a weak old man; therefore I shall experience you in heaven. <br /><br /> The 12th seconds, 12th minute, 12th hour of 12th (December) 2012 was the last of its kind, were all numerals in my calendar were the same, I was optimistic. I prepared for that day like the second coming of Christ, I designed a mobile picture to mark the day on my social media pages, observed my daily lengthy siesta on the afternoon of that day, all in preparation. The world time zones are not the same so I became friendlier to my radio and I used BBC Nigeria’s time. I mapped out that at that instance of time I would be standing in front of my hostel door facing North under the brightly shinning moon and make a wish. I discovered that I was not the only numerical minded fellow of the day, other students too were enthusiastic, many boyfriends planned to engage their wife-to-be, engaged couples planned to hold their weddings, expectant parents hoped to deliver their baby all on this day. I was mine minded, so I waited. <br /><br /> That moment! Filled with unseen smiles I concluded my wish at the 12th seconds-12th minute-12th hour of the 12th month-12th year in the 21st century added to that a wishing star flashed, carried my wish and move at the speed of light. I made another wish just after midday because the time arrangement was a di-occurance. My both wishes came to pass as expected and I am a proud beneficiary of that everlasting day’s gift, I hold in strong belief that those who joined me in honouring that day received his/her/their wage(s). My wishes came to pass because I did not take 12-12-12 12:12:12 as a fun fact but as actual as it was. The number 12 has many significant meanings such as the 12 apostles of Jesus Christ, the 12 tribes of Judea, 12 gods of Olympus, most common is the 12 hours on the face of a modern crystal quartz clock in which all activities( good or bad, fruitful or not) takes place. The Mayans prophesied that the 12th would be the ‘end of the world’ but it marked the beginning of blessings. <br /><br /> I thank you '12.' I really appreciate all that you have done, I hope to see your next descendant in 88 years to come which I would probably not see. But I promise that as days, weeks, months, and years run after another, your significance would be passed on into the ears of all generations; alive and yet to be born. <br /><br />Thank you. Until we see again. <br /><br /> </div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03431345102929204063noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4553849457131683611.post-84994000262870775582015-04-13T06:12:00.003-07:002015-04-13T07:21:56.453-07:00THE COLOURFUL WORLD <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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I do not want to sound like a pastor for the fear of leading people to eat grass or dance worship songs naked redirecting all actions to the holy spirit.<br />
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What if I try to convince you that the voidlessness of the earth at its genesis is the proper description of the world. Do you consider arguing with me? Or wish to go garner points and come for a logical debate? Describe the colour of the environment which was your first habitat for the first nine months of your lifetime. Yes! I imagine same thing as you do; The darkness. Although indescribable not until the stage of maturity.<br />
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That nine months were basically composed of kicking(to give your mother and the family joy), eating and living in dark comfort. <br />
Finally, am out falling into a cold hand, a whisking breeze, blur colour spectrum more refreshing than my close-to-a-year of lightless experience. That peg served as an insignia on my belly button to tell that I have arrived. I do not recognise its colour.<br />
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After all the post birth hospital rites, I go home with my family. The day following is described by an unending inflow of visitors for subsequent days. These visitors come in such amount twice in your life. My eyes are filled with too much colours at my age, they think I can’t see properly or at all, how dumb. Their static reasoning is that my vocal mumbling is legal baby gibberish. I see that my carriers(although countless) are coated with two colours either black or yellow, I discover that I fall in the middle. All these colour fill and disturb my head during my sleep. The nocturnal period seems soothing for me, the best colour. My first colour.<br />
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Advancing to the teenage stage of my life, I learn academically how to mix colours and get an end product. This is my stage of mental development, I indulge in deep thinking. What is the constituent of the globe? Eye catching colours that are overrated, which is not given a second thought before acquisition. Does it make the less caring materialist colour blind? As I walk home, to my right, that man feeling he possesses a strong brain just downloaded a carton of 33 export larger beer. Fifty steps away from my left, I hear a hot moaning sound, my conclusion- sexual activity. The district I just passed, those youths smoked hell out of the shisha for highness sake. I do not condemn all these actions. But I ask, what does extravagancy profit? I root all these evil to the devil at the creation phase, his honey-tongue swayed the wisdom seeking first mother Eve, and the story moved on to Adam then to leaf dresses and the recognition of colour and rot.<br />
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I get to that stage where I work so hard studying basically for 1,461 days to make a good out of my self and appreciate my parents. My four years is extended by uneven breaks mostly for financial reasons. My story ends at the 3rd year of my academic pursuit. I got battered and killed by a colourful man made material; an automobile. An expensive demi-god like me at a young age and stage.<br />
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I get a massive turn up of visitors once again, but in a different mode and state of mind. At birth you get visitors from near, far and wide with an euphoria of joy, visiting happily with beaming smiles and laughter presenting gifts and cuddling you with much love. Congratulatory phone calls on per second basis comes in from those who can’t make it.<br />
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The death stage, best described with sour and bitter emotions. Your visitors return with tears, saddened faces. The less caring or emotional visitors seek for drinks(mainly alcoholic) and food, to celebrate a life well spent? Or gone too soon? Leaving before those who brought me. So sad and improper. However I give thanks for all things, firstly for leaving this encompassment of various colours and heading to one of the many mansions built and maintained for my inhabitance and comfort during my arrival as promised by my heavenly father.<br />
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I rest in peace. Amen.<br />
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*written in remembrance of Master Justine Efenji Oko<br />
Died on the 29th of March, 2015.<br />
In our hearts you will forever dwell.</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03431345102929204063noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4553849457131683611.post-6001362676066921992015-02-25T06:42:00.000-08:002015-02-25T06:45:54.195-08:00TIPS ON BECOMING A NIGERIAN MUSICIAN<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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I read an article about the worst Nigerian hits of 2014. I must say that that was a blast, each song and its artist was properly washed with hypo, rinsed, dried and properly pegged. Nigeria is a place where persons choose blasting beats over meaningful lyrics. Play a meaningless ‘beatful’ song and you would see people standing and dancing to the gallery.<br />
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This year, most youngsters aspiring to be musicians would need a proper guideline on how to be rich and famous. So if you are among such category, relax and be attentive to each line. For those who do not intend to be musicians, or who might want to be in time to come; you are at the right spot.<br />
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N.B- These tips apply to you whether working under an upcoming music label or working for yourself as the boss and the boy in yourself contain as your studio and comfort house.<br />
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- An Active Social Media Account<br />
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The globalization/digitalization of the world has certainly entered Nigeria and Nigerians are harnessing its goodness. An aspiring Nigerian musician must have a social media account particularly a Twitter and Instagram account. The twitter account would be used to relay information to fans about upcoming singles or album, also to reply few haters and ‘bad belles’ of your career. The instagram account would be the home for musical moments either a selfie in the studio, a picture with your fellow upcoming artists, or accidentally with a ‘happening’ musician, celebrity or global figure. This will boost your popularity, increase your fans and expose you to record label contracts.<br />
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- A Slight meaningful nickname<br />
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This venture requires a stage name. You won’t want to bear that your ugly sounding name 'Gbolegbaramoh' as a stage name except you have a nice sounding name like Tosin Martins, Cobhams Asuquo or Timi Dakolo. Learn from your predecessors who beared names like Egberi papa 1 of Bayelsa, OBO, Starboy, Jogodo master. The reason why the stage name needs a little percent of meaning is for entertainment and music interview, if in case the host asks for an insightful meaning of the stage name you bear(although this doesn't occur again) this will tell the world that your musical sense is balanced.<br />
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-A Particular Sound at the First Phase of the Song<br />
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This comes in when you have earned up to three stars in your popularity rating. This sound would project into the ears of your fans and foes that you are back again. The memory is a very sensitive organ which helps remembrance because Nigerian music lovers won’t forget intro-sounds of contemporary musicians like ‘youndi’, ‘yaga’, ‘otua’, ‘okokobioko.’ Follow the footsteps of these music artists and I bet you will laying your own footsteps too in few years to come.<br />
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-A Combination of Traditional and English Words<br />
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Cacophony is a necessity in the present day Nigerian music. A song that would get all legs moving and heads oscillating is the modern Nigerian system, where a club hit(hip-hop) is rated #1 over all other genre of music. The music industry is a money well and you do not want to be lagging behind. Make use of the poetic license properly, make men-mens, men-man and so on. Interchange and speak words as you feel and bear in mind that the sky is a stepping stone.<br />
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-An Adequate Respect to GOD<br />
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Except you were born and brought up abroad for you to 'absentise' God's name in your song. A good thinking Nigerian must remember to give glory to Him who fattens thy purse. Ensure to worship God in a line within the lyrics of your song. If you have up to eight tracks, try to mention his name in four tracks out of eight. It would be a treason to mention your producers name before or after singing then abandon Oluwa's name. <br />
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-An Accurate Use of Musical Slangs<br />
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During an entertainment or music interview they are words that a Nigerian musician must use. Words like-<br />
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i. It was crazy<br />
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iv. It was massive<br />
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v. They showed love<br />
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These are standard words mostly used by made musicians but it is permissible for an upcoming artist. Chipping these words when articulating your speech/response would tell that you have studied the industry properly before venturing into it.<br />
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-A Video that would Display an Enigma Love for Colours, Frontpart of your Shirt(belt exposure) and Twerking Females<br />
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The apogee of success of an upcoming musician is having a music video at least one. This will give you the authority to make a King Kong’s roar amongst other upcoming act in the musical jungle. Your music video should look attractive through the environment where the video would be shot. Dress in a colourful pattern to display your fashion sense and tuck in the front section of your shirt to expose your belt(only if it is expensive). The Nigerian music lovers love semi-nudity(it is a real deal) ensure to use attractive video vixens and twerking females in your video to satisfy your fans.<br />
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-Dishing out of Names of Trending and Expensive Products</div>
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Ferragamo, Versace, Roberto Cavalli, Givenchy, Bugatti, Ferrari, Lamborghini are words you don't want to miss calling in your songs. There are two things you might need to do, either of them- <br />
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i. Promise the vixen you are singing to that you would buy her any of the above product<br />
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ii. Wear any of the clothing line or use any of the mentioned cars in your music video<br />
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Your fans know know that ordinarily you do not own any of such things. Worry not, they will be proud of you when you get it one day<br />
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The Bible says that ‘abide by my word and ye shall be saved.’ So I say to you apply these principles, not even Usain St.Leo Bolt can catch you. </div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03431345102929204063noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4553849457131683611.post-80627022069499224142015-01-29T08:02:00.002-08:002015-01-29T08:02:22.894-08:00THE STIGMA<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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‘His skin is the freshest I have seen in years since I began my medical profession, he’s so cute.’ These were nurse Kofo’s words to my father at the time of my delivery at Akiliki hospital. My father was so proud of me from the moment of my birth till this day, despite my morbidity.<br />
<br />Things became shabby when I became 19years of age after my Senior School Certificate Examinations (SSCE) at the Comprehensive secondary school; I was the youngest in my class. It all began during a football game, during my after-school holiday; I had an encounter with a pugnacious opponent who threw a couple of punches at me. Although I was restrained by my teammates against vengeance, surprisingly I didn’t feel an ounce of pain from the punches I received. I continued to experience such painless encounter then I informed father after which he took me to the hospital the next day as early 6:00am; Father didn’t joke with our health issues. In 3hours time we met doctor Kankanawa who affirmed that nothing was wrong, that the symptom is related to a man’s maturity. I do realize why such a senseless statement plunged out of his mouth, probably because of the name of the hospital- Duniya hospitals and clinic.<br /><br /><div>
Following the villagers belief in knowledge and scientifical superiority; my father believed the doctor perfectly. Weeks passing, I began to feel pain around my respiratory tract which affected my breathing, a ‘Samson natured being’ like me began to feel feeble like a septuagenarian , I couldn’t see properly during the day, I felt it was owing to excess intake of garri that impaired my vision so I restrained from the consumption of that commodity. I tendered all these troubling issues to father’s feet. I could sense it that he was in a state of pandemonium ranging from economic challenge to keeping his son ill-free.<br /></div>
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God be praised! The World Health Organization (WHO) held a three day health sensitization programme within that period in my locality; they conducted free medical check-up for the inhabitants of that area. We were the first to be attended to by the medical consultant, after the introductory rites I explained all the possible symptoms to Dr. Leon Bourgalia, an Italian medical practioner. He began by telling father and I that the infection present in my body system is called Hansen’s disease popularly called and known as Leprosy, my heart doubled-beat I remembered the biblical Syrian army general Naaman, whose case is about to become nascent through me. Dr. Leon said I was infected with paucibacillary leprosy caused by mycobacterium lepromatosis, these names were a mouth-full, I wondered how big they were and their capability to live inside me. He also said that they were linked to Deoxy-Ribonucleic-Acid (DNA) by polymerase chain reaction. Teacher Pinpin, my biology mistress taught us about genes and DNA, my grandparents and parents didn’t exhibit such symptoms nor acquire the disease, so why me?<br /><br />Dr. Leon told father to take immediate action to counter the disease before 15-30days else the bacteria would manifest in its full stage through skin reaction, he said I needed Dapsone and Rifampicin drugs for 6months intake daily; when father inquired about the price of the drugs- the price ran in a couple of zeros. Father fell into a mental coma. Where would such money emanate from?<br /></div>
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I didn’t find Dr. Leon’s analysis incredulous because tests were conducted and he gave explanations based on the result, unlike that of Dr. Kankanawa. My thoughts began to run wild. Unanswerable questions crossed my mind. How can I get an Elisha of my time to prescribe a miracle resulting therapy? Does this disease automatically make me an outcast amongst the community members? How will I locate my Jesus to touch his garment for a turnaround in my health status? Who would buy these drugs for me? Questions I couldn’t answer.</div>
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Isolation between me and the Iyaye villagers started. The doctors told father and I that leprosy could be transmitted through respiratory droplets so the villagers pressurized my dad to separate me from the ‘normal’ people. Although it was somewhat invigorating having a spacious hut to myself but the environment was fun-less and friendless. I was an exemplary child in the eyes of most parents in the community; I had the highest amount of friends and behavioural admirers. Presently a ban has been placed by most parents on their children towards drawing close to me, all of these resulting to leprosy.<br /></div>
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Finally, am out of the quarantine zone. I feel that I would face more stigma than my previous indoor experience. My instincts never lie. Father told me that elder Kakarapupo(the man with the worst sounding name) sternly suggested that I should be worn a bell round my neck to send a ringing signal across a distance to tell people about the presence of an unclean individual. Father said he got worse statements from the elders when he went to seek for financial aid to purchase my drugs.<br /></div>
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I now look older than the old. My hideous sins have caught up with me. My dirty bad looking skin is associated with evil existing in my family. These are harsh words I live with daily, coming from the mouth of the villagers. I ponder each word gently in my heart; my heart is greatly filled with an unquantifiable amount of pain. I have been hoping for my day of redemption. I am less a human in the eyes of others outside my family. Leprosy has caused me this. Will I continue to live like this throughout my stay in this world?<br /></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03431345102929204063noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4553849457131683611.post-35453024884533863112015-01-22T06:19:00.002-08:002015-01-22T06:19:56.300-08:00SHACKLES OF A PSYCHIC - A FICTION<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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You perceived that she was kolomental, and her frequent psychic behaviour certified your perception. She moved into the estate fifteen months after you came and a kind gesture from you brought the both of you a bit close. Mysteries began to unfold.<br />
<br />Everyday you wonder why blasting noisy sounds of Tiv traditional music emits from her room as early as 6:00am, coupled with her thin out-of-key voice singing along. You had a good intention of advising her about it but feared that she might pick a quarrel; a loud one for that matter, as she has engaged in such countless quarrels with the estate’s security. When you tried once to calm him down to save the situation thinking he was exasperated, he said to you "brother, no vex o but na so she dey behave, she no get sense kpata kpata." Inarguably, knowing that that was the truth, she simply kept a deaf ear to what he said and focused on the main reason of the quarrel. Whenever the security was asked by a new tenant or a visitor about her; if she is mentally and psychologically balanced, he will say in response "choi this question hard me o! cos even me no know the answer."<br /><br />Sometimes she looked outstanding; mostly on Sundays probably because of church and few times during weekdays. you'll prefer calling her outlandish make-over, make-down because her style was a thousand miles away from make-up despite the time spent. Annoyance and embarrassment filled your heart when you carried out an investigative check and discovered that her blue tank-top and red faded bum shots was her pajamas and her morning wear; she could wear it daily for a week without a single wash.<br /><br />She loved discussing marriage, boys and relationship matters with you. She got to know most of her male friends through facebook and the under-standard monotechnic she graduated from in Plateau state, also helped to add a little amount of friends to her zone.<br /><br />She always complained that she is 27 years old, and still has not found her Mr. Right, after series of break-ups with her ex’s. She keeps running back to her ex's with an apology and a sorry face but "NO!" is always the response from the other end because she always triggered the break-up. You ponder everyday if a man can marry such a lady, who can’t live a day without savoring a bottle of coke, fanta or sprite. She walks around the estate yelling at herself each day, and whenever she’s calm she’s either fiddling with her phone or making a phone call to one of her numerous facebook unknown fiends. Worst of it all, she can’t cook! She is a dedicated food purchaser at pophozot restaurant. You realized this when she pleaded for a visit of which you honoured, after savouring a plate of rice with a glass of chilled juice, you requested for more and she replied that it was finished. You understood what was happening, so in appreciation you voiced out ‘thanks.’<br /><br />She complains about a lot to you; she complained that the president and his vice were always looking and acting dull, that the reverend father’s sermon always made her sleep, that the bottle of coke of now-a-days are not full to the brim, she complained that okada riders could not do simple arithmetic to balance between the distance and cost, so she started paying bike riders at the bank after withdrawing money from the Automated Teller Machine(ATM).<br /><br />She came to your room shouting and you thought she was infuriated, then she said "good news! I have gotten a job. After all the congratulatory words, you began to see her often at home than before. Indepthly, you knew that the job news was a loud joke. Another time she informed you that she was about rounding-off her make-up school programme, so surprised you scoffed she asked why, and you replied her "nothing," but deep inside you you knew that even if she had the mastery of the trade like Tara Durotayo, no one would keep a face to be made up by her; Probably because of her looks and her loquacious nature.<br /><br />When the harmattan season was at its inception, you saw her one morning scratching her hair persistently and she said "oh! oh!! oh!!! harmattan done come oo. Na now my madness go come hot o! e no go easy for me at all." This were the final words that confirmed her psychological imbalance. Now you have to tolerate her madness. What are friends for?</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03431345102929204063noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4553849457131683611.post-22404673920098375002015-01-09T03:54:00.003-08:002015-01-09T03:57:09.629-08:00 AS THE CAMPAIGN BEGINS..<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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It was wonderful all through yesterday, the 8th of January of the political year, as the presidential campaign of the Peoples Democratic Party(PDP) flagged of at the Tafawa Balewa square in Lagos state, which caused an undescribable traffic gridlock in most parts of the state. The All Progressive Congress(APC) took her campaign to Yenegoa, Bayelsa state which is the Presidents home base, that same day.<br />
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The kunu drinking military Fulani and the ogogoro drinking PhD holder both promised everything promiseable, which of course got loud noise from their individual supporters. The President promised job provision for two million youths(pray to be among) when re-elected; that job scarcity and hunt will be an issue of 'before-before.' He also promised development in all governmental and nongovernmental sectors and agencies. It was quite hilarious when he said that those present should go and ask their friends that work in ministries if they haven't been changes. So my people I ask you have they been any?<br />
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General Muhamadu Buhari promised Kirikiri prison for all politicians as a reward for corruptionists, while Goodluck ensured a free living for all and gave his assurance in trying by all means to eliminate corruption. Although APC's manifesto contained some facets that sounds enticing but knowing politicians.. (I comment my reserve).<br />
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The best part of yesterday's political campaign were the indirect insults showed back and forth between both parties. When Buhari was busy waving his broom and shouting 'A Fi C..?' Goodluck on his own part reminded us that this is not the 1983/1984 time that students qued up all night in order to purchase just two tins of milk, expressing that those times are gone, that Nigerians should vote away backwardness.<br />
Buhari threatened not to appoint women into political offices like the position of the first lady for obvious reasons, that he is a polygamous man and won't want his wives to be overcaring this period in order to acquire a sit at his right hand. Contrary to this, Goodluck assured the women that they would be remembered in his paradise and won't be left only in classrooms as teachers and in the kitchen as perpetual home cooks and cleaners.<br />
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APC musicians were so religious by remixing the popular 'heavenly race' song by chanting 'Buhari race we no go tire, we no go tire!!' Then I saw Buhari heading to the pulpit with a walking stick and I tried to correlate being tired and the use of a walking stick. While he was speaking I liked the continous pronunciation of 'return' as 'retaarn' and 'country' as 'kantry.' I hope 'if' he becomes the President we would have a linguist at the top that would give a daily proper pronunciation of words for all citizens to learn from. I also tried to carry out a population study on the amazing turn up of people at APCs campaign owing to the fact that it is the President's own zone; those (some) which the video camera captured their faces didnt look much like Bayelsans to me but more like northerners. I dont mean that they were exported from other states due to poor turn up, but some things are worth being thought of, knowing that in politics most things are possible.<br />
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It was disheartening that Goodluck's brothers expressed a proverbial form of outward rejection at the APC side saying that ' a bad brother is not as good as a good friend.' That was a great height of dejection. When GEJ hears this he would feel peevish but debilitated. Anyways the proverb if thought over sounds plausible.<br />
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The part of this campaign from both sides that was uninteresting were those embarrassive distractions and mouth-to-ear messages to the speaker while addressing the crowd. This act displayed a level of indiscipline and an absence of the sense of sanctity.<br />
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I must commend APC's presidential and vice aspirant on their bravery in calling out names of their opponents while speaking; they made it seem like a doodle work. I also admire Goodluck' style of indirect call out, he displayed an elderly behaviour.<br />
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These two parties lightened up yesterday and we hope for more days of light and hilarious moments within the 35 days to February 14.</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03431345102929204063noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4553849457131683611.post-55838490489140091362015-01-04T09:51:00.000-08:002015-01-04T09:54:43.610-08:00A WELCOME ADDRESS<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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It is pertinent that in this turbulent time, the commander-in-chief of the armed forces, the amiable, caring and ever- forgiving President of this nation, in person of Goodluck Ebele Jonathan(GEJ), GCFR have not given us a welcome address into the 'winter season' which we call harmattan in Nigeria. Since Nigerians will get a vivid picture of harmattan; despite this, Mr. President's forgiving nature will exonerate him from this frivolous act of climatic abandonment of his citizens.<br /><br /><br />Standing in his place as his representative on climatic matters to usher us into the harmattan season; I'll first of all say that the situation for our President's ignorance should be understood, as his work is very exhausting, especially this period that he is fighting strongly against insurgency, and the struggle to recontest for the presidential seat, amongst other tasking issues must have taken away his sense of concern for his patriotic citizens.<br /><br />I present to you on behalf of the President an official address to welcome us into the winter season:<br /><br /><br /><div>
Dear Nigerians,<br /><br />I articulate this speech today despite its lateness to usher each and everyone of us into the harmattan season, which is no respecter of persons; whether rich or poor.<br /><br />It follows strictly to the principle that "thou shall cloth thyself properly with the right proportion of jelly" or risk having a white and dry skin." This weather comes with early morning dew and late morning dust.<br /></div>
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The harmattan haze is escalating as each day goes by and the untiring, loyal Nigerian workers both the civil servants, private workers and buinessmen tend to be caught up by this peril which stands as a hazard to their good looking lips, hands and feet.<br /><br />I charge all kiosk, shops, supermarkets, superstores and mall owners today, to reduce the price of petroleum jelly commonly called Vaseline to enable every Nigerian purchase the product comfortably for good looks. Citizens of Nigeria, no matter your stratum, apply lip balm or sheabutter on your lips to give it a sparkling look and to prevent dry chapped lips, olive oil should be rubbed on the skin in place of body cream to prevent a dry or white skin, socks should be worn at night before sleeping, a complete dress to wrist length(hand wise) and ankle length(leg wise) and a proper covering socks and shoe should be the dress code for all while stepping out for the days job. Kudos to those who have started, for those who haven't started, start now! A lip balm would be necessary this period for lip refreshment, a pair of glasses preferably sun shades would be necessary as harmattan is often accompanied by dust which affects visibility.<br /><br />The weather is certain to be hot above 35-65 degree Celsius. It is adviceable for every citizen to move with an umbrella and a bottle of cold water to prevent dehydration. Be ready to feel dry because it comes with the weather.<br /><br />Ensure to make judicious use of this period in the aspect of laundry, because the maximum time would be 30 minutes for a piece of cloth to get dried. Laundry hour can be any time, just be rest assured that the harmattan breeze would do its work of getting your cloth dried.<br /><br />This season might be accompanied with some health isues like conjunctivitis, asthma, cough and sorethroat, so it is mandatory that everyone should have a handkerchief to prevent this communicable disease.<br /><br />Hunters and livestock farmers that have unquantifiable love for meat should create another means to hunt for bush animals other than bush conflagration as it would certainly affect plant growth and food supply. Therefore, I speak with love to the hearts of the middle belters, especially the owners of the food basket of the nation, to control their appetite towards bush meat this period to prevent setting the bush ablaze.<br /><br />My fellow Africans, precisely based in the Western part of Africa and other few African countries outside the Western region affected by winter. My heart goes out to each and everyone of you. The climatic condition of your country might be higher than that of Nigeria, so there will be a need for use of heaters and geysers to keep oneself warm and this results to high electricity usage. Caution should be applied in using electric power to save up against economic break down and to avoid electric shock.<br /><br />Nigerians are wonder filled people, they know how to manoeuvre with electricity, and the Power Holding Company of Nigeria(PHCN), the credibility of raw solar energy dwells in the cerebrum of every Nigeian; his water can get hot in the bucket through direct sun power. So do not bother about us because our acclamatic nature is wonderful.<br /><br />In essence try to keep yourself healthy for your family, friends, community and your nation.<br /><br />Fellow Nigerians and our beloved regional neighbours feeling the harmattan's taunting breeze partially or in its fullness; I welcome you once again officially to the harmattan season. I charge everyone to get the best out of it.<br /><br /></div>
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Great people, great nation.<br />One Africa for all.<br />Together we stand forever.<br />God bless Africa.<br />God bless the blacks.</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03431345102929204063noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4553849457131683611.post-87599345777125341272014-12-11T09:35:00.001-08:002014-12-11T09:37:46.958-08:00THE NIGERIAN TITLE<br />
Most Nigerians, regardless of tribe, religion or ethnicity are immune to the "Title syndrome." These titles ranges from traditional titles to academic titles such as Doctosr, Professors etc, to religious titles such as Hajiya, Alhaji, JP (Jerusalem Pilgrimage), Sir and Lady. In shut, an average successful man in Nigeria is expected to have a Title either as a prefix or suffix. The crave has gotten so bad to the extent that most people, especially the rich ones, pay handsomely to any University willing to confer an honorary PhD to them, just so they can add the title Dr. to their names. Some others also pay to be conferred with a chieftaincy title. Some people even make money from these title holders, especially the traditional title holders, as they greet them with encomiums when they see them, just to get 'tips'. These 'tip collectors' defend their "tip giver's" title in his presence or absence just to keep the tips flowing. <br />
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After all the struggle(hustling), for a person from a poor family to make it large, or continue in the footsteps of your rich parents to keep the family name and pedigree going, little wonder why most rich parents stipulate a particular field such as engineering, law, medicine for their little children who are clueless at that stage of life; to ensure that the conventional mister or miss at least must come before the name. <br />
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In a Kingless society you will find many Prince and Princess both rich and poor all in the struggle to make the name spicy and give a defined look to that person through the title, the trending title presently is the “DAME” which is an effeminate title that is basically traditional but originated from a Latin- French region don’t search far because that is our first lady’s title which is of a truth befitting. <br />
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A Nigerian title is necessary for these reasons:<br />
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* Imagine that after all your years of studying, achieving academic excellence in various courses and attaining educational knowledge to its peak, which obviously is a doctoral degree, or being called to bar and ending up as a lawyer and by God’s grace a SAN or a judge, or as a doctor or any other prestigious profession; and you are called upon to the high table at an event or an occasion without a title added before or after your name, it would certainly reduce your dignity to a regular event attendee, it will show those clapping for you as you take your seat that you have not gone far in life and it is probably through the mercy of God that you were invited; because in this present time, for you to be invited to some events you have to be a title holder. A singular title to your name brings an immeasurable amount of honour to you and your name, Nigerians present would understand that you have had fruitful years and your intelligence rate is off the meters. Remember that the longer your title sounds the better for you as a business man. <br />
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*As a true son of the soil, after the hustle in the city, you benevolently construct a borehole for free water supply in your community to better the life of the under-privileged village inhabitants, and to show that you have the progress of your community at heart. It is paramount that the King and his cabinet members tender a request of bestowing upon you a title of either a red cap chief, a shugaban, or an Olori to appreciate your sense of concern in developing your village in your own way. The villagers will as well tender their respect to you by paving a clear way for your triumphant entry into all the nooks and crannies of the village, while you are taking that walk ensure to visit your borehole plant, converse with those you see there and promise to build more boreholes and erect more developmental structures within the year; as this will help the more to bring extra titles to you. <br />
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*Even a man who has spent most of his life driving a danfo bus or a taxi, who knows the name and road of every street deserves a title such as Baba O, Baba Agba or Baba Ijesha. These names will represent him appropriately in the bus stop and entice travellers to board his vehicle. If after driving for so many years and he gets to the age of retirement, he may even be conferred as the NURTW chairman to regulate road affairs in a particular district and to carry out activities like introduction of new agberos and drivers to the family, registration of new vehicles to the union’s register, conduct meetings for proper behaviour of drivers to agberos and vice versa. <br />
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* Alhaji and Hajiya are among the highest and most respected title in the northern Islamic environment. Although religious titles are automatic and not conferred, the money used by the Alhaji or Hajiya to travel to the holy land; Mecca, to and fro including the general expense requires a title; the money spent can amount to the six months salary of an office worker. Note that if any family member, friend, neighbour, or relation of yours is called an Alhaji, Alhaja or Hajiya without a proper visit to Mecca to step foot on the holy land, forget it!! That title is invalid. A visit to Mecca (as a muslim) or Jerusalem(as a Christian) authenticates you as a title holder religiously.` <br />
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The Nigerian titles are not to be joked with, as it is seen as a high rate of success. <br />
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Until next time, I remain, Alhaji Chief Dr Engr Revd Desmond Mary Uke Amama JP the alawaidiarabadi 1 of Kalabari, dum dum nyom nyom of efik, Onwa 3 of Enugu-Abakaliki, Atah 1 of Kogi and the Omo Aye 2 of Osun Osogbo. <br />
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Thank you. <br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03431345102929204063noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4553849457131683611.post-81990138880239579312014-11-26T03:53:00.002-08:002015-10-23T07:03:33.179-07:00A LETTER TO THE BISHOP <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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My Lordship,<br />
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SITUATION REPORT ON THE JUST CONCLUDED CHILDREN, YOUTH/ADULT HARVEST AND BAZAAR<br />
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First of all, I want to congratulate you for your recent installation as
the bishop of this diocese. From your early days as a
seminarian and even as a priest, I have known that you will do mighty
exploits in the kingdom of God through the Roman Catholic Church, in
that regard I say more flame to your fire.<br />
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<a 0="" a="" abn="" advent="" and="" anticipation="" bazaar="" been="" br="" by="" church="" class=" tabindex=" click="" collections="" data-term="goog_449271698" ecember="" every="" fact="" ffering="" fire.="" flame="" for="" fter="" has="" have="" he="" here="" href="https://draft.blogger.com/null" in="" last="" long="" made="" man="" mean="" month.="" more="" mostly="" must="" of="" on="" paid="" parishioners="" pays="" philosophical="" regard="" s="" salaries="" salary="" say="" since="" so="" someone="" span="" talkoftalks="" that="" the="" this="" to="" unday="" undays="" understand="" visitors="" were="" what="" who="" will="" workers="" year="" you="" your=""><span class="aQJ"><span></span>The
advent of the bazaar has been in anticipation by the parishioners and visitors for
so long; in fact since December of last 2013. Chains of collection were mapped
out by the bazaar’s offering architects. Collections were mostly made on last
Sundays of the month. As a philosophical man or a salary payer to the church
workers you will understand what I mean by ‘last Sunday of every month.’ After
salaries must have been paid on Friday </span></a>and still intact in the pocket waiting to be deposited in the bank <span class="aBn" data-term="goog_449271699" tabindex="0"><span class="aQJ">on Monday</span></span>,
the catechist will mount the pulpit to say ‘brothers and sisters, glory
glory to Jesus’, after our response he will plead with the congregation
to generously donate for the success of the forthcoming harvest.</div>
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Those sitting in the front row, who may be completely filled with piety
extravaganza would always rush out to give to the Lord, even before the
announcement ends for the collection. This is usually accompanied with
melodious songs from the <span class="aBn" data-term="goog_449271700" tabindex="0"><span class="aQJ">8:00am</span></span> St. Cecilia’s choir. The call for second offertory kept coming on every <span class="aBn" data-term="goog_449271701" tabindex="0"><span class="aQJ">Sunday</span></span>
from last year until March of this year. The bazaar-know-how committee
had earlier addressed the church in April that second collection for the
bazaar would be every <span class="aBn" data-term="goog_449271702" tabindex="0"><span class="aQJ">Sunday</span></span> and financial report about that <span class="aBn" data-term="goog_449271703" tabindex="0"><span class="aQJ">Sunday’s</span></span> collection would be given during announcement of the next Sundays.<br />
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His Lordship, after that announcement I bought a big brand new hard
cover book and a carton of blue ink pen. I began to take records of each
<span class="aBn" data-term="goog_449271704" tabindex="0"><span class="aQJ">Sunday’s</span></span>
collection. Although it looked and seemed stupid, but I had to keep
records because I perceived a rat far away. I decided to play smart by
keeping records for retrieval on the day of reckoning. My Lord, despite
the stress of coming to church early and attending all masses every week
to get a proper seat for clear listening from the faulty Public Address
System for a good record of figures, I still made it. I got a detailed
entry of all collections, thanksgivings and pledges that were made.
Finally we waited for the day of all days, which was to us the parish’s
Christmas.<br />
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October 26th’s alarm woke me up smiling like never before, after all the
preparations to church; I endured all the sequential thanksgiving. We
moved to the church hall which was the harvest event centre for the
celebration of the season; although it was hilarious, I still took my
record book, from the mass to the bazaar venue. I took a detailed record
of sales and finally the event came to an end with the closing prayer
by the Parish Pastoral Chairman.<br />
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Two weeks later, after all the bazaar trauma, I don’t know if I was in a
trance or an illusion but probably it was real, one of the ex-bazaar
committee members came out to say "dear parishioners we did not realize
enough money from our previous harvest and bazaar, so please we need
your unending donation." The whole congregation were astonished, and to
my greatest surprise, NOBODY donated. My Lordship, you will probably
know why I was day dreaming or startled, because I had the complete
record at hand and the total amount of the millions in my head. Highly
infuriated I stood up, went to the altar, took a slow bow, and I gave my
personal financial records of the harvest/bazaar happenings because I
felt it was time for the congregation to know the truth about the
actual amount of money that was realised. while I was announcing it, I
saw the guilty ones burying their heads in shame while upholders of the
truth applauded me. After my analysis, the Parish Priest ex-communicated
me from the church as he considered my act inappropriate and ungodly.<br />
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As a man of high theological knowledge, I want you my Lord to be the Judge over this issues and intervene promptly.<br />
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Yours faithfully,<br />
Adrian Danbaba.<br />
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A concerned ex-parishioner.
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03431345102929204063noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4553849457131683611.post-88140707164736219392014-11-12T04:15:00.000-08:002014-11-12T04:21:30.803-08:00 LOVE GONE SOUR<br />
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Love was the craziest thing that ever happened to me, yes! For starters like me, it shacked me more than star lager beer or Hennessy. You would not blame me, especially when you have a soul mate whom you think blends completely with you and the sight of him gives a cool and sweet flow of blood deep down through your vain that could be felt. <br />
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Mr. Tamtopopolis, my papa, who had an immeasurable amount of energy to farm sold all his farm produce and livestock for me to go to school and at least bear the title ‘graduate’ of a secondary school, which most Achinaka villagers couldn’t afford. After six years of rough studies in school and obtaining an O'level certificate, I started working as the community secretary in my village. Whenever I was leaving the house, popsy always told me to be careful; carefulness which he meant was not specific, as being an elder comes with wisdom. Most men were making passes at me, giving me 'dry' compliments, some would say 'chai asamnwa, asam mpete, ada mma', although most of those compliments excited me and even made me walk with my head up high with pride, I still tried to keep papa's words in mind. <br />
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Oga Parto liked me so much and he told me he would like me to be his twelfth wife, jokingly saying I would make the family to complete a dozen, but I never liked him. He kept stalking me and his sight disgusted me. I woke up one morning on an Eke market day to the loud noise of the flute and ogene which was playing in my compound, it was oga parto who came with his clans' men to meet papa. They told papa that they came to harvest the banana which papa planted and has been watering for years; with great anger, papa brought out his old gun, which he was awarded with as a colonel in the Biafran army, ordering them to leave the compound before the count of three. Immediately they left, the place became as quite as the Sahara desert. <br />
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Vex catch me sha o that papa drove them away, but I realized the real reason for papa's anger. Oga Parto was a sixty five year old elderly man that still fantasised about still being a very young man, perhaps someone in his early 20's. He was forming bomboy, he dyes his hair and applies the white men's cream on his body to look like them. After Parto's issue, I left the secretary work to do something else that would sway me away from men that were drooling after me. <br />
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The 'peanut' salary which I saved from my secretary job, and the money I got from my esusu contribution helped me to get a shop where I began to sell sweets, biscuits, gin and cigarettes near the community market to help myself and papa who was an old-soldier-never-die. I also got the shop basically to run away from those old yuppie looking men, that will want to use money to entice young girls, just to get them laid. <br />
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Benson came to my shop to buy biscuits, when I first sighted him, my heart skipped a little because he was very handsome, I couldn't even concentrate on giving him what he asked for. Weeks after weeks he came to my kiosk more often. One day he described his feelings towards me, saying he wants to be my nwa bobo. I was so excited, but didn't show it, I just smiled in the usual shy way most young girls do when they are being approached by a guy they like for the first time, and followed the usual girl's principle "let me think about it." Joy untold dwelled inside me all through the day and it showed in my business. Some weeks later I gave him an unspoken reply in agreement to his request. <br />
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We started meeting at UCT(Under the Cashew Tree), it was a slang that he used to deviate suspicion whenever he came to the shop and also to deceive papa when we are going out. So love sick and lonely one Saturday morning, I decided to pay Benson a surprise visit at his house and carry out a woman’s function to cook for him and also have a nice time with him. When I got there chai! Nwan nem! What I saw was 'twoderful', I saw my Benson having sex with his fellow man, a man o! What will I call that? Ashawo? I have no name or a description. <br />
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Am left with two choices now; either to get him beaten by the towns youth or go to the police… I'm in a fix right now. Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03431345102929204063noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4553849457131683611.post-88639554529264846342014-11-05T04:20:00.000-08:002014-11-05T04:20:25.539-08:00THE COMPLETE JOURNAL OF AN OFFICE WORKER<br /><br /><br /> <br /> The rate at which youths in Nigeria clamour for white collar jobs has become more pensive as each day passes by. So when God looks down upon you and answers your prayers by including your name among those short-listed for interview, and finally among those employed, remember that white collar jobs require some etiquette that should be observed as this will gain you a legible and prolonged stay. They include;<br /> <br /> I. Punctuality<br /> <br /> After receiving God’s blessings, you won’t in your right senses wake up by 7:55am to start preparing to go to the office knowing fully well your resumption time is 8:00am. Ensure that you maintain consistency in punctuality to the office. Do not arrive after your boss as it connotes unseriousness and superiority over your boss.<br /> <br /> II. Style up nicely<br /> <br /> In most offices, there is a dress code provided for all employees to adhere strictly to. If your office does not have a predefined dress code, ensure to create one for yourself, make sure it's something elegant, stylish and smart. Ensure that you put on something official from Mondays to thursdays and something quite casual on Fridays and Saturdays (that is if you work on saturdays). Purchase a gigantic parallel mirror to gaze at every morning before leaving for work, to save you from looking shabby to the office, as an appropriate style up commands trust from your business clients and an unseen respect from your colleagues.<br /> <br /> <br /> III. Seek before you find<br /> <br /> When you have familiarised yourself with your colleagues and maintained a good working relationship with them, ensure to ask for permission from them before making use of any of their properties. When you do this, it will boost your trust percentage level among your colleagues.<br /> <br /> IV. Always use the magic words ‘please’ and ‘thank you’<br /> <br /> When seeking for any official item either a leave(no matter how long), allowance, or any work related issue always include ‘please’ before and after your statement to show that you were well trained; if you were eventually granted what you requested for, always appreciate by saying ‘thank you’. Even if your request was not granted, you can still say 'thank you', smile and walk away.<br /> <br /> <br /> V. Tame your tongue<br /> <br /> Avoid using vulgar words and don't use slangs like ‘I'm gonna’ ‘I wanna’ among others. Try to speak in a manner that proportionally befits the way you're dressed. Do not interrupt people when they are discussing, rather wait for the discussion to be over before you talk. After you must have learnt how to speak in a good manner, try to always engage in a pro-active frequency reduction therapy; that is your voice should be tuned down when talking to someone on phone or in the office.<br /> <br /> VI. Avoid "Amebo" and back biting<br /> <br /> Try by all means to refrain from malicious talk, because when you discuss uncanny issues and laugh in a ‘jezebelious’ manner, you reduce your dignity and respect in the eyes of your boss and co-workers. Whenever you see two co-workers gossiping, resist the spirit of participation and it would flee away.<br /> <br /> VII. Make your work zone clean at all times<br /> <br /> There's a popular saying, ‘cleanliness is next to Godliness’ and as we all know, cleanliness begets friendliness, cleanliness also attracts complements. Before settling on your desk and before leaving the office, ensure that you clean your work zone properly. A little decoration with flowers or pictures of you or an inanimate object won’t be a bad idea. The outlook of your work area describes your personal life, it speaks whether you are organised or not. Do not over decorate or stuff your desk with too many flowers as it will make your table or office loose the official look and also look clumsy.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03431345102929204063noreply@blogger.com2